1996, 170 minutes, Rated PG
A Very Merry Hyacinth
Hyacinth roars into the Christmas season. She manages to get poor Richard into a Father Christmas outfit but then has to confront a very drunken "Daddy" who is making passes at the parish ladies in the church rectory. To make matters worse, there is a case of mistaken identity that culminates with her kissing under the mistletow with a most unexpected partner.
Sea Fever
Hyacinth buys tickets for a holiday cruise on the QE2 and is eager to make acquaintance with the better class of person that one meets in such circumstances. Little does she know that Onslow has won tickets for that very same trip.
Angel Gabriel Blue
Hyacinth has been very busy planning a new kitchen (a process which includes asking the Vicar whether a worktop color described as "Angel Gabriel Blue" is accurate). She becomes busier still when Daisy tells her that someone has been found in "Daddy's" bed - and it isn't "Daddy"!
Hitorical Pageant
Hyacinth decides to organize and direct a local pagent titled "Our Town In The Civil War". She also, naturally, casts herself int he starring role of Queen Henrietta Maria and coerces various members of her family to play assorted Cavaliers and Roundheads. The Church Hall is soon in pandemonium.
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