2003, 92 minutes, Rated M
Roberto has led a peaceful and sheltered life. Working in his Italian grandfather's shop in Glasgow, his world revolves around fish and chips, ice cream and the lovely Alice, his best friend. Life gets very complicated for Roberto when some call asking if they can stay for a few days. What he does not realise is that they are not the PR consultants that they claim to be, but two mobsters in hiding from the Ukrainian Mafia. However, cousin Roberto is far from the tough guy
they expected. His strengths are fish frying and stamp collecting but now he must rediscover his roots, see off the Ukrainian Mafia, save his grandfather's shop and win the heart of the girl of his dreams.
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