Mean Machine

2001, 95 minutes, Rated M

From the producer of Lock, Stock and Snatch comes Mean Machine, 90 minutes (plus injury time) of no holds barred, adrenaline-fuelled soccer action!

Vinnie Jones is Danny Meehan, a football superstar who had it all: the money, the fast cars and the super model girlfriend. But now he's all washed up and when he's put inside for punching a cop, things go from bad to worse. The football mad commissioner organises a one-off game - the wardens against the inmates - and he's got to turn a bunch of out-of-shape reprobates into a winning team.

If he loses he'll face the wrath of the cons. If he wins it's goodbye to his parole. But one thing's for sure - it'll be one hell of a match!